I just can't do it. Thank God for my good twin and her ability to do my hair for me. Yay for Ebby! Boo for my nappy head!
I'm excited, can you tell?
I finally found that damn orange swimsuit and am just waiting for the ebay listing to close, with me as its highest bidder. Go me...and my last ditch, desperation search. Who knew finding the perfect, orange, one piece/monokini, sexy, cut out swim suit would be so hard? Nooooooooooooooooot me. And as LA gets closer, so does the "end of this year". I don't think I'm going to have enough for my Christmas present and I'm super hesitant to finance that much. Argh! This is why I don't plan. My plans crap out like 85% of the time anyway. *sigh*
Gustave? No. Shoo. Who ordered another fucking hurricane? Somebody smack that person. Hard. I bet it was the same person who told McCain that it was a good idea to name that woman whose name I keep messing up as his running mate. Major fail.
Oh! I finally started catching up with Rome. On Demand is one of the greatest cable tv innovations, ever. Atia of the Julii was a a bad bitch. Too bad she probably never existed. According to what I could dig up, she seems to be the combination of a few women of the time and most likely wasn't so awesome. lol
I went to church on Friday. Or, I guess I should say, "church". The 1st Annual Midwest Conference something or other. Except, for some reason, they didn't hold it in a church. They held it in a convention center. Why? I have no idea. When I was active in the church, they fucking held events.........in a church. What a novel concept, huh? So I went to church on Friday. One of the consequences of being the dutiful, cooperative, enthusiastic daughter that I was as a pre-teen and teenager is that when the Lay Organization wants to enlist long time participants to present things to life time members, I'm the person they call. Meh. So I put on one of my respectable lady dresses and went to (ugh) Kansas City, Kansas and wouldn't you know it. I was the only one who showed up. So I went outside and talked to Ebby and Nicci for like an hour til the shit was over. But..............when did they stop holding church functions in a fucking church? How did I miss this? Did someone take a vote on it? I just don't get it. I blame Rev. C, the heffa. Glad she...and her husband...are gone. Back to their million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills or wherever it is they live. This is me praying the YPD can recover from their..."treatment". Hmph!