Mar 31, 2008

Countdown to Koreatown!

Okay, not really.
But it rhymed. lol

Anyway......April 12. Oh yeah. I'm out of here. Fab-u-lous!

I'm just really excited and ready to get back to my actual life.

Heading to LA and Vegas for 10 days, then to Houston, Dallas and Shreveport for the weekend.

Warm weather. Better shopping. Sexy men. Oh, and a photo shoot or 2 in there somewhere. :D

Mar 20, 2008

Grown Children

I've recently been a witness to the antics of some grown children who are mildly in my acquaintance. There are two things that make this more interesting than you would think. One, calling them mild acquaintances is sad because at one time we were closer almost than my closest friends and I are now. Two, because they have decided to direct their mundane blatherings in my direction. Reason still unknown.

I wasn't going to even post about these jokers, but I was in the shower a few minutes ago (nice visual, huh?) and said to myself "why the fuck not?" Maybe it will serve as a cautionary tale or give someone a giggle.

A few tips:

  • If you are a grown child, with a fiancee and a degree, fucking anything that comes your way so long as it possesses the gender specific anatomy of your choice, is NOT a good look. You are too damn old for that shit.
  • If you are a grown child, feeling superior about things that happened when you were a teenager is NOT a good look. The fact that you can't find any current accomplishments to talk about is pathetic. Get off your ass and do something with yourself.
  • If you are a grown child and you still live with your parents (note: this is not the same as your parents living with you), you have NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER talking shit about anyone who put their own name on a lease/mortgage. Pitiful.
Grown children are easy to spot. They use silly nicknames for one another, but aren't signed to a major record label. If they had actual budgets, they would find that they spent more on weed than bills. They talk shit "in code" about people, then play stupid when someone calls them on it. They have yet to figure out that this world is about more than how many points you can rack up with your other grown children friends.


Well, I've got a shoot tomorrow and I have to go pack my bag and get my beauty sleep.

People are paying good money for this Diva's presence. Can't disappoint them. :D

Mar 18, 2008

No Bitchassness

Okay, I am unashamed to proclaim to the world that I LOVE Making the Band since Diddy took over the franchise. I have watched in what can only be described as a combination of horror, amusement, amazement and sadness as young "musician" hopefuls have subjected themselves to all kinds of humiliation, suffering, challenges and trials in a quest to become Bad Boy Artists.

I purchased the Danity Kane debut CD and eagerly await the release of the new Day 26 joint.

But.........until today, I have never been so happy to be a fan of this show. Why you ask? Well, because of this utter trashy foolishness, Diddy will soon be releasing No Bitchassness t shirts. I love this country.

Buy Yours Here

This is my official endorsement

Any questions?

Mar 13, 2008

I'm clumsy, so I shouldn't be surprised when I fall.

But I am anyway.

Although, surprised might not be the best word for it. Let's see. Startled fits better. Yeah, startled. Because I wasn't taken unawares, so to speak. I was just.......not expecting it to come when it did.
Talk about irritation.

I need a ciggie.

(c) Ransom J

Mar 9, 2008

If I can make it there.............

Went to New York a couple weeks ago. Managed to have the time of my life without actually doing much of anything. If I thought I could handle the financial strain, I'd go live there like a month or two out of the year. Loved it.

I'm such a dork, my favorite part was riding the subway. lol I nearly gave my mother a heart attack when I told her about taking the train back from Brooklyn at one in the morning.

(c) Steve Azzara

I think the absolute best part, though, was my "swag". My girl Ebby works for Beverly Feldman, and I got to her apartment one night to meet these.
Bless that girl!

Shot with two awesome photographers while I was there. I posted a little sample of the kick ass shit we came up with.

(c) Will Springfield

My Wish List

So..........I'm a flexible person.
You don't have to pay me in cash.
There's always those kick ass pair of sandals instead.
Same difference to me.

Click me!

Mar 3, 2008


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