Jan 25, 2009

Jan 21, 2009

Free Stuff FTW!!

So somebody sued somebody and it means that the department stores have a bunch of free stuff from people like Clinique and Lancome and Chanel. I got a full size mascara and a little moisturizer pot. Don't miss out. First come, first serve and it started yesterday!

Click for the details, product listings, etc.

Jan 20, 2009

Hail to the Chief!

Once again, with tears in my eyes, I witness history, wishing that my father had lived to see this day; this day when a man, so like my father, is sworn in as the President of the United States.

God Bless the Obamas, the Bidens and America. We have much work to do.

Michelle's bad ass suit by Isabel Toledo

Jan 19, 2009

If I have my headphones in...

If I have my headphones in and am reading a book while sipping some green tea, then hey. That's your cue not to try to make small talk with me. I mean, what the fuck?! Does that paint a welcoming "come ask me about the weather" picture to you? If so, go kill yourself, you moron. kthnx

I shouldn't have been so hard on Daddy Yankee and Pitbull when they came out. Because now we have T Pain and Flo Rida. :-( That'll teach me. At least Pitbull is kinda nice to look at.

I think I have tarsal tunnel syndrome. Seriously. And yes, that exists. Look it up. lol This is what "working" does to my delicate constitution. Bastards.

So we can send monkeys to Mars, we can perform brain surgery on people who are still awake and completely rewrite vampire lore (cough cough Twilight cough cough), but there still isn't an FDA approved way to get the body I want without surgery in another country? I blame the hippies for this imbalance. Pills make a man's erection last 7,000 years but pills can't send fat to the right damn places? Well. God bless Mexico. I'm so fucking cereal.

I hate coffee. I hate bad coffee. I hate coffee tasting coffee (shout out to 90210). I hate bad coffee tasting coffee. So why did I just get my second cup? Oh yeah. I didn't have any speed. lmao......j/k......sorta.

I want to go to All Star again this year. Who's buying my plane ticket? And my champagne.

I feel like I've lost some of my ability to procrastinate. This makes me sad. I might have to come up with a real hobby. One that doesn't include coffee. Fuck! This shit is trying to kill me.


Jan 12, 2009

Jan 6, 2009

He looks so damn good......

Doesn't Obama look fab next to the POTUS seal? Yes, yes he does.

Jan 3, 2009

New Year. Same old shit.

I guess it's a good thing my CAM asking when my suspension (since Tyler claimed that it was merely a suspension and not a banning) is over has been ignored (and was closed) since I wrote it December 16, 2008.

Things are still run on bullshit and douchery. =D =D