Dec 30, 2008


*big smile*

This will be my 100th blog. I'm totally having a cookie for this. lol

I want to scream. I want to strangle someone right now. I need a drink, a cigarette and a nap.
Why is the most frustrating person in my life the same person for whom I feel the strongest? My brain is so fucking insane. Argh!!

Where is that damn cookie?


Dec 25, 2008

Merry Christmas, everybody!!

Dec 22, 2008

Well. Isn't that lovely?

So I woke up this morning and this was on the computer screen. I was like "Nicci, what the hell are you looking at? That's not porn!!" Ha.

Lovely, right? lol

I got it from this site. There's some pretty funny stuff there. =D Merry Christmas!!

Dec 20, 2008


Hey! Model Mayhem! You're fucking up!

Bob is gone??!! Bob??!! You've gotta be shittin' me. And over some bullshit posted by a lunatic.


Dec 5, 2008


The Hood Thong?

I mean, I love, love, LOVE hoodies, but for serious? Motherfuckers. lol

Dec 1, 2008

Will Springfield is my

There you go, Jay. This dude has his wang covered, lol.

Nov 25, 2008

Hee hee!

I sometimes get the BEST emails!

Completely out of the blue, some guy emailed me today, talking all this blah blah blah about how much money he has, yadda yadda yadda.

But the best part was this:

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he felt his point would best be made by including pictures of his dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks, "Mark"! You made my boring day, less so. =D

The email:
hey whats going on? well Im 25, outgoing as you can see in the picture. I am a successful accountant working for a big firm in NYC. I make really good money, really good and I am very friendly. I have a house of my own in manhattan on 5th avenue and well I like to have fun. If your interested in what you see so far then write back. If your offended then sorry..sometimes my humor may not work so good on everyone. I am just looking to hang out and have fun. I love spending money, at the same time I am not looking for a gold digger but when you hang out with me, I like buying things..I work hard and I love to play hard. I got a few cars and bikes and well I wanna have some fun.. all I do is work and have no social life but that must change. I make over 90k a year and all I do is bank it..time to spend it on something and well it mind as well be fun..let me know if you like what you see.

Nov 16, 2008

This is why I love YouTube

If YouTube didn't exist, then how on earth would I have ever seen this?

OMG, I love it! LMBAO!!!!!!!

Nov 10, 2008

Lord, this is my fervent prayer:

Let me wake up tomorrow with legs that look like Lady Gaga's. (Only, you know, in my skin color, lol)

Seriously. I love this woman's legs! And she's pretty cute too. =P

"Poker Face" - Official Video - Lady GaGa

Nov 7, 2008

Ticket Purchased!

November 28-December 19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need new boots. =D

Nov 6, 2008

My mother never told me...

My mother never told me "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

Just to clear that up for those who are obviously confused about why I'm such an arrogant bitch.

That is all. ;-)

Nov 4, 2008

With tears in my eyes....

Fingers crossed!!!

Okay guys!!
Today is THE DAY!!!!

Fingers crossed.

*sends up a prayer*

Nov 2, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Yes, I'm a day or so late. Shut it! lol

But I just saw these and, well, they were too awesome to pass up.

Nov 1, 2008

Degrassi Theme Remix - Gym Class Heroes

I love this song, I love this video, I LOVE this show. lol

It needs to be Thanksgiving already

Why? Because that's when I'm getting my pretty little ass OUT of here and flying to New York for 3 weeks. Oh man! So excited.

*happy dance*


Oct 29, 2008

You don't know headache. =D

So Tyler is trying to say that something Ransom said is what caused him to be kicked off?

Tyler is a liar.

If that were true, then he would have given him an explanation, instead of kicking him off with no warning.

The last communication the two of them had is below.

Tyler is really just ass hurt because Ransom wouldn't tell him who the leaks in the mod room were.

Oh, but I will. lol

Tyler, Brian and M.Hana act too damn ass hurt. Frog is a douche. Alex/Alexander acts like a spurned lover, and he is the one who PM'd Ransom out of turn to threaten him when you kept flagging his avatar as being 18+. Caged Gypsy is a mentally unstable cunt. Dean Johnson would be cool, but he continues to bow under the pressure of the rest of you bitches. I know Ginger is the one who was pushing for Ransom to get banned back in July when the rest of you wanted to get rid of Star for that racial insults thread she started. How do I know? Because I get anonymous emails sent through my website from one of you (probably Brian), letting me know what's going on.

Morons. In addition to Stephen Eastwood, Isis, Iona and TH Taylor, there is also an anonymous leak back there. Hope you catch him or her. =D lmao

And then you lock Star's thread and the BBI thread?
What in the FUCK are y'all scared of? Huh, Tyler? What is it, Brian?
Y'all mother fuckers have all the power, remember?
It's YOUR site. It's YOUR rules. But you're running around, throwing people off and locking shit like you're terrified that something scandalous is gonna get revealed.


Anyway. Do you. =D

---Had to edit cuz Mister Grumpy Puss wanted me to be more level headed. lol. Ain't that some shit.

If you want to email me, my address is

I know you were waiting for it

For now, just let me say, that Tyler is lying, but it's his site. He's free to kick out whomever he pleases.

But could somebody please remind him that screen caps don't lie. Thanks. :D

Full story later.

PS - I know why I was kicked off. I'm NOT mad about that. I don't want to be on a site that is gonna power trip like that with one of its most valuable members.

Oct 23, 2008

I'm a bit confused....bear with me....

  • What's up with all the Captain Save a Ho songs lately? TI, T Pain, Wayne, etc. Can't these men find a better caliber of woman?
  • Why isn't it trickin' if you got it? Is it because at least you still have some cash left when she moves on?
  • Why do some people not understand that everything they say to or do is not confidential? You are not invisible.
  • How did Beyonce manage to convince me to like that "If I Were A Boy" song? Does she have magical powers?
  • Will the Pussycat Dolls release any of the songs where Nicole isn't singing lead?
  • Why are women still having illegitimate children? Did they raise the price on condoms and the Pill when I wasn't looking?
  • Why do people who only comment on my nude pictures think they're slick? I'm not dumb. You weren't drawn to my eyes. You wanted to look at my tits. Stop lying.
  • Why is it that every time I have a temp assignment in an office, the middle aged middle manager ladies to fatten me up? Look, I brought my lunch. I don't want your cake, I don't want your cookies, I don't want your snacks, I don't want to go to lunch with you. Are you gonna explain to my trainer why I'm sluggish? No? Then stop offering me carbs. lol
  • Why is Jermaine Dupri's business so nigga rigged? My girl just hit me up, talking about how they haven' t been paying people's salaries. Fail, JD. Fail.
  • No really. Where is my government bail out?
  • Why didn't I know about Absolut Los Angeles until last night?
  • Why do so many men front about how they wouldn't fuck a chick with implants (breast or ass)? Nigga. Yes. You would.
  • When are people gonna stop asking me to "Go Green"? See, this is why I don't like hippies. Shoo.
  • How much money, exactly, do you have to have in order to get a black card with diamonds on it? Or...........have we taken bling so far that motherfuckers are decorating their credit cards? Ha.
  • Sooooo........Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are still married? Wow.
  • What's up with the CW showing reruns of 90210 already? There are only, like, 5 episodes. What happened? If that piece of shit show, One Tree Hill, can limp along for like, a decade, why can't the cheesy awesome sauce that is 90210 get a chance?
  • Why did it take me this long to get a Blackberry?
  • Shouldn't Hancock be out on DVD by now? Did I miss something?
  • How long ago do you think Diddy decided that he was gonna kick Aubrey out of Danity Kane?

Let me know.

Oct 19, 2008

People Who Support McCain

I don't understand people who are planning to vote for McCain.
I also don't understand people who are still undecided. What the fuck do you still need to know in order to decide? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Anyway, back to the McCain supporters. Even if you agree with his stance on issues you find important, Palin is his VP choice. Palin. Palin!! Caribou fucking Barbie. Major fucking fail. What happens when McCain dies and she's put in charge? No really. What? Scary thought? Yeah, it really is.

I mean, Colin Powell is even backing Obama, and he knows way more about this political stuff than silly old me. =D

Besides, Obama is so darned cute! lol

Oct 18, 2008

Oh thank you, Jesus!

The term "Independent Woman" bothers me.
Especially since Beyonce herself has moved past that bullshit. Put a Ring on it. lol
The declaration that "I don't need a man" bothers me too.
Ladies, unless you have Nicole's money, stop singing her song. Besides, she has a man too.

Stop believing the hype. Some songstress' hit single should not be your life's mantra. Shit, it's not even hers. The heffa probably didn't even write the damn song. Ha!

Anyway, I just came across this column and, well, AMEN!!!!

The Original Link

The Bridge: Independent Women
« Thread Started on Jun 11, 2005, 5:19pm »
By Darryl James

“Only call your celly when I’m feeling lonely/when it’s all over please get up and leave.”
--from Independent Woman by Destiny’s Child

I was already confused over the phrase “Black Woman of The ‘90’s,” when the new century opened with the label “Independent Woman.”

There are many problems with women referring to themselves as “Independent women,” but the most glaring difficulty is that out of any ten women asked to define the phrase, as many answers will emerge.

Perhaps it once had meaning, or could potentially have meaning for strong women who are truly independent, but the fact that there is no singular meaning or movement, makes it an empty label.

Any conversation containing the phrase “Independent woman” fails at the onset, particularly because there are no men defining themselves as independent men.

Women who talk about being “independent” need to also talk about how the label has gone way too far, to the point where it is now inconsistent and in many ways cartoonish, mannish and just plain unattractive. In fact, I often cringe when I hear women talk about being "independent" because it usually means that they are not.

In the quest for so-called “independence,” some women have given up substantial portions of their womanhood—the very things that many men look for in a woman. Most of what remains in “ women” is aggressiveness and negativity.

It is not a problem for a woman to be assertive and ambitious, but it is not very attractive when a woman is aggressive.

Women can say what they want about their liberation, but we have not evolved to the point where an aggressive woman is desirable and we never will.

The overwhelming response by some women to men’s repulsion to aggressiveness and negativity is that a “strong woman” is hard to handle. It may make you feel good to declare that men can’t handle a strong woman, but you have to ask yourself what it is that is really repelling them.

My mother was a strong woman, but she never spoke in a derisive manner to my father or to her children and men were never repelled or repulsed by her. When a woman speaks to me in an overly critical and negative manner, I am neither impressed nor repulsed by her strength, I am repulsed by her poor communication skills and distasteful attitude.

The “Independent Woman” phenomenon appears to be rooted in a groupthink program, as opposed to each individual woman defining herself. As a groupthink pursuit, so-called “ women” are more worried about looking weak to other so-called “ women.” Many of them have completely abandoned the concept of building a team, because they already have their relationship defined before the man shows up, relegating his task to “rising to her level.”

One of the most repulsive aspects of the groupthink program is the frequent advice to quickly exit relationships that appear to be problematic. A man can exhibit signs of negative behavior, but without taking a closer look, “ women” are advising each other to abandon everything without trying to work it out—“You don’t need a man,” and now, “it’s just me, myself and I. I’m my own best friend”

Ladies, other so-called “ women” may respect you and support you for your ability to give up and run away quickly, however, at the end of the day, you may find yourself childless, without any prospects of marriage and thirties with nothing but unresolved issues and loneliness. After all, relationships with spouses and children are based on dependence.

Many women who refer to themselves as “independent,” also label themselves as feminists, but those politics are polluted, because many of the things they say have little to do with feminism or an intrinsic movement towards our true purposes together.

When you already have a plan together that has nothing to do with the person you meet, it will more than likely fail.

What we create has to be based on a merger of what we both need and what we both have dreamed of. On both sides, we have to begin to focus on what will bring us together, and what will keep us together. Those things have to be based on what we need in order to survive into the future.

There is too much confusion between the sexes for anyone to make assumptions or hold expectations. What has to happen is two people coming together, communicating wants and needs. When both parties are communicating, intrinsic movement can be made towards building something solid.

I believe it starts with a real conversation.

We need to talk to each other.

Just as it makes no sense for women to sit around in all female groups defining men, it also makes no sense for them to sit around and talk about what we want.

If Black women want to know what Black men want, questions should be directed to Black men.

It’s really not that complicated. For the decent, grounded Black men, raised by and around strong Black women, we want someone who will support our daily struggle. We need most of what you need, which is to have someone help to make us feel good by partnering with us while we go through our daily stress.

That’s dependence.

Being our equal is not the same as being like us. God made us differently, which means that you can be a strong woman without being a man. If you never speak softly and never interact with us in a soft manner, you are less valuable. Our male friends offer us manly interaction. We want feminine interaction from you. Your “sister/girl/friends” may give you accolades for being strong, but we will give you space for being too much like us. Just think about the men who are too much like you.

In closing, there is nothing wrong with being independent. There is something very wrong with declaring independence without the responsibilities that come along with it.

Be strong, be assertive ambitious and focused.

But if you want to be in a relationship, just don’t claim to be independent.

Oct 17, 2008

Two in one day.....

What can I say? I'm bored.

Why won't my laptop charge? =( Not cool man. I'm on the desktop and it's cold in here and I'd rather be under my big ole blanket, watching shit I have on my DVR. But no. I'm addicted to stupid messenger and I kinda haven't gotten used to my new phone's keyboard yet. Sue me.

This song on the Pussycat Dolls CD speaks to me. I have no idea why. lol It's not like Nicole is singing what my heart is saying right now, or anything. hahahahahahahaha (shut up Ebby. I don't mean all of it. =P)

Naw. I'm good. I'm done. I'm calm. Shit. I was calm to begin with, I just let my emotional ass let panic and confusion invade my spirit. That's my damn bad. Whatever. I'm a rider. I will have what I want. I don't doubt it. It's too......proper for it not to happen. And if you know me (and why the fuck are you reading this if you don't, lol), then you know that I am not a decisive person. I waffle. I waver. I can be persuaded (sometimes).
So when I know something, when I feel it, that' Don't believe me? I refer you to my damn tattoo deliberations. Ha!

I want to make some apologies. I thought about it, and I lied earlier today. I have been naughty. *coy devil eyes* So here goes (you'll know who I'm talking to if you're supposed to):

-I'm sorry that I let myself be so swayed by panic that you got dragged into this mess. It's not your fault that you are who and what you are. I wasn't surprised by your actions and as such, I shouldn't have let things escalate to the point to where you were confronted and abused. While I will never like you or your actions, it is not my place to judge you for them nor to allow my anger to cause you harm or discomfort.

-I'm sorry that we are not who we should be. I love you and I never should have let my self centered nature make you feel like you were not important to me or that I did not wish you all the happiness in the world. Over the past two years I have learned who my real friends are and you deserve a place on that list, though you may no longer wish to be there.

-I'm sorry that you are a stupid, bitch made ass pussy. ( LOL Change of pace, people) Don't worry. I'll be there to remind you in case these next 7 days cause some memory loss.

-I'm sorry that you drive me crazy. I'm sorry that I can't think straight when it comes to you. I'm sorry that I frustrate you. I'm sorry that I drive you, lol. *insert the hair pulling smiley* Know this: I adore you. You deserve a medal for dealing with my emotional, irrational, loud, crazy, selfish, spoiled, high maintenance little self. Ass. =D "You're not the boss of me!"

Okay. I can't take it anymore. I need my tv. Peace.

Life is so fucking unfair.

I hate the world right now. I really, really do.

I feel like I'm being punished for something, I just don't know what the fuck that is. It's the most frustrating feeling in the world. I've been being a good girl lately. lol I swear.

And I still want to know where MY fucking government bail out is. lmao

Oct 6, 2008

You mean I get PAID to do this?? Fabulous!!

(c) Bruce Talbot

I am woefully late with this one, especially considering all of the free time I possess.

Don't let the pouty face fool you, I had a blast at the workshop and I was not alone.

Next one: March 2009, at the Fortress of Solitude (aka Arizona)

(c)Ransom J, Model Nicci

(c) Michael Bonner

(c) Ransom J

(c) Will Springfield

(c)Ransom J, starring William Elliot and some hawt tits.

(c) Will Springfield, models: William Elliot, Stacy Lee, Nicci, Myself(and one of the greatest pair of boots every), Ebby

All images taken at Studio Springfield, Downtown Los Angeles
All makeup by Lucy Dittes of Cosmetic Couture

Oct 4, 2008

Are You Registered to Vote?

If not, or if you aren't sure, click the picture below. :D

Sep 17, 2008

Ego de Trio

Ebby's nickname wins.


So yeah.

The funnest shit ever. Sorry Houston MegaShoot. You come in a close second, though. lol

See my next post for the details.

Sep 15, 2008

Superman, The Rock Star and Bruce Wayne


I don't want to do this without pics.

I'll be back when I can wrangle some out of the boys.

I just gotta say: This weekend was the SHIT. All hail the kings.

Sep 1, 2008

Just for........someone else

I will not be relaxing my hair.

Headline News, right? lol

I just can't do it. Thank God for my good twin and her ability to do my hair for me. Yay for Ebby! Boo for my nappy head!


I'm excited, can you tell?

I finally found that damn orange swimsuit and am just waiting for the ebay listing to close, with me as its highest bidder. Go me...and my last ditch, desperation search. Who knew finding the perfect, orange, one piece/monokini, sexy, cut out swim suit would be so hard? Nooooooooooooooooot me. And as LA gets closer, so does the "end of this year".
I don't think I'm going to have enough for my Christmas present and I'm super hesitant to finance that much. Argh! This is why I don't plan. My plans crap out like 85% of the time anyway. *sigh*

Gustave? No. Shoo. Who ordered another fucking hurricane? Somebody smack that person. Hard. I bet it was the same person who told McCain that it was a good idea to name that woman whose name I keep messing up as his running mate. Major fail.

Oh! I finally started catching up with Rome.
On Demand is one of the greatest cable tv innovations, ever. Atia of the Julii was a a bad bitch. Too bad she probably never existed. According to what I could dig up, she seems to be the combination of a few women of the time and most likely wasn't so awesome. lol

I went to church on Friday. Or, I guess I should say, "church". The 1st Annual Midwest Conference something or other. Except, for some reason, they didn't hold it in a church. They held it in a convention center. Why? I have no idea. When I was active in the church, they fucking held a church. What a novel concept, huh?
So I went to church on Friday. One of the consequences of being the dutiful, cooperative, enthusiastic daughter that I was as a pre-teen and teenager is that when the Lay Organization wants to enlist long time participants to present things to life time members, I'm the person they call. Meh. So I put on one of my respectable lady dresses and went to (ugh) Kansas City, Kansas and wouldn't you know it. I was the only one who showed up. So I went outside and talked to Ebby and Nicci for like an hour til the shit was over.
But..............when did they stop holding church functions in a fucking church?
How did I miss this? Did someone take a vote on it? I just don't get it. I blame Rev. C, the heffa. Glad she...and her husband...are gone. Back to their million dollar mansion in Beverly Hills or wherever it is they live. This is me praying the YPD can recover from their..."treatment". Hmph!

Aug 29, 2008

August 29th

Today is my daddy's birthday. He would have been 53.

I bought a plane ticket to LA this morning. I laughed to myself because the last time I saw my father, I was leaving for LA. Moving, in fact, to California. Days after my little sister's high school graduation. I was so happy to be going. And my dad left work, drove all the way to the airport so he could say good bye. And as soon as I got on that plane, I missed him. I missed my whole family. Moving away was the biggest thing I'd done in my whole life. Going to college didn't count.
And just 5 short months later, he was gone....................

But today is his birthday. He and Mom would have gone to dinner, seen a movie. Allyson and I would have sent cards and made phone calls. He would have said something goofy and I would have been irritated.

I don't know.......I don't know what my life would have been like without my daddy. My tall, goofy, nerdy, overprotective daddy. My daddy who lived his whole life for his family, whether or not we even deserved it half the time (my sister and I could be terrors when we wanted. Remind me to tell you about the time I chased her ass around with a knife or the time she thought almost wrecking the car was a good idea). My loving, slightly impatient, exasperated with the women who outnumbered him 3 to 1 in his own damn house daddy.

I miss you.

R.I.P. Mr. Michael Lee -- August 29, 1955-October 7, 2006

Aug 24, 2008


They're doing another season of the Starter Wife.

Completely unrelated:

The Ketchup Song


Aug 12, 2008

I'm not gonna treat you differently

Unless you are one of my loved ones.

Everyone else is fair fucking game.

You don't deserve my respect. You earn my respect. Do what's necessary or shut the fuck up.


Aug 11, 2008

No. You're just fat. Deal with it.

This thread reminds me of why I hate politically correct language and the hypersensitivity that it has spawned over the years.

Fuck you. You're fat. Sorry. Here's the number to my trainer and the number to my dietitian. Have fun and don't forget to tell them I referred you so I can get a free session. Thanks.

*rolling my eyes*

Aug 10, 2008

Why Nice Guys Suck

Original Link

Preach!! lol

Edit: For the special people: I didn't write this. My baby puts it down, thank you very much.
I would never be with a guy like this. Click the Original Link for the original post. :D

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fucking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fucking annoys the shit out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut... watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me... making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD -- it was sheer MADNESS. I fucked the shit out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm... maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch...). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fuck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fuck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one... just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE... and the women will fall at your feet.


Aug 7, 2008


Chris Keeling: This post is absolute bullshit and it saddens me that you probably believe that it is not.

Kelli: You're damn sexy, but I still think you are a disgustingly bigoted moron. :D

Tony: I see you're getting it all in while Ransom and I can't say shit to you, huh? Cute, old man.

You know what I find interesting? I'll tell you. I find it interesting that this person only received 2 days probation for what is, in my opinion, an absolutely appalling attack on Dave and pretty much anyone else who didn't agree with her. 2 days! Hmmmm............

And LMAO @ this thread. Why, after reading the responses, was I expecting like, the biggest penis ever? Impressive, yes, but ummm.......dude still isn't cute. LOL

Danny, I feel you. PETA is retarded.

And this has nothing to do with MM, but god damn. I'm watching America's Best Dance Crew and Fanny Pak just did some hot ass shit for real. Damn!
(As soon as MTV fucking posts the videos from Week 8, it's going right here in this spot)

Aug 6, 2008

Paris Hilton for President?

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die


I'm such a bitch. Ha!

MM Observations from the sidelines for August 6, 2008:

Black People: Do you use the N word?

-Tony: Fuck you. :D
-Ricardo Sevilla: You are bitch made. You are a coward. You are an ignorant bigot. Fuck you as well.
-Jay: Yes, I've heard of The Crisis. In fact I get it every month. I've been a member of the NAACP since I was 13.
-Tony: Fuck you. I just like saying that. :D
Tony wrote: "You know things are funky when White members email me and ask me what's up."
Bragging about white people coming to you, Tony? I know what to get you for Christmas. Tap shoes.

And PS- Black people do not have an emperor.

If you are not Black:

-Warren Tan: You are a bigot, a troll and an idiot.
-studiomona: You are an instigating bitch.
-chanstudio: You're not slick and people aren't as stupid as you obviously think they are.
-Inferi: Hippies shouldn't talk.
-Ricardo: There you are again. Being a bitch. Nice to see your true colors. :)
-Shon: I love you for this post. Hee hee.
-Monad Studios: :D
-MsB: Thank you.
-Womack: Damn! Took you long enough to show up. lol

Last night, in Garry K's silly little thread, Nostalogica Ent, made some excellent points here and here. It's nice to see that someone else "gets it" amidst all of these fucking clowns.

ixxxix (aka Jay Bowman) worded this much better than I ever could have (except I'd like to add that I think Lela is also a hot mama).

Tyler sold the site. I'm reserving comment until I see what really happens instead of simply falling for what they say will happen. I don't have much faith in the ability of the mods to be.......forthcoming at the moment. ;)

Shout Out to my Black by Injections crew! I miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 4, 2008

Stop preaching contentment!

Jesus Mary and Joseph!

Am I the only one sick and fucking tired of people who preach contentment and complacency? Stop it!
It is one thing to be realistic and practical, but at the same time, fulfill your damn potential. Who the hell wants to be on their death bed and thinking "Well I sure am glad I didn't bother to push myself. "? I hope no one I know, that's for sure.


Aug 1, 2008

Just For Me?

Today's Deep Thought? My hair. lol

I haven't relaxed my hair since the summer of 2005 when I cut it all off and said "fuck it". It's grown back since then, but I'm sick to fucking death of pressing it.

But............I'm a bit scared to put more chemicals in it. Awhile back I dyed it and probably need to dye it again (anyday now), and nothing happened, so maybe it's all healthy again and can handle it. Blargh!

Decisions, decisions.

Maybe next year. :D

Jul 31, 2008


Make your move because I'm out of them. Seize the damn queen already and be done with it.

Jul 30, 2008

Beautiful is not the same as sexy

And sometimes, dammit, a girl wants to be thought of as sexy.

I get told that I'm pretty a lot. And beautiful. And gorgeous. In fact, some random lady today told me that I was pretty as we passed each other in the hall. And I appreciate this opinion. I really do.

But beautiful doesn't set anyone's blood on fire. Pretty isn't eye catching. Or maybe it does. Maybe it is. I just can't make the best argument for it right now. Blame it on the hormones. I dunno.

Anyway, my point, the reason I'm being "weird" is hey. Who doesn't want to feel sexy? Who doesn't want others to co sign that feeling? Other than nuns, I mean. Heh.

It pricks at me that I can't just pull of sexy effortlessly. That there's some sort of involved process that has to happen before I can even come close. Ugh.


I probably shouldn't blog when I'm clearly PMSing and feeling like shit, huh? ;-)

Jul 28, 2008

If you absolutely must blame music videos for shit

Could you at least use current ones as examples?

Thanks, Ms. Ford. *rolling my eyes* Lyin ass ho. lol

Click Here For Video

Jul 26, 2008

"Black In America"

Episode 154 - Mack Lessons Podcast

Tariq Nasheed's response to the shucking and jiving going on on CNN.

You might remember my post awhile back about the Gold digger Show.

Same dude, same real talk. I love this dude.

Jul 25, 2008


What is 10 weeks?
What is 14?
Not even the rest of this year.

Y'all pray for me.

Jul 18, 2008

Okay. Screw the drama.........

It's Friday!!!!

And tomorrow? That's right: Saturday.

Which means what?

You're damn right.

Jul 17, 2008

Stop being so fucking bitch made

Last night's shenanigans from this silly bint followed by this:

ANNOUNCEMENT: On July 16th i was brigged for defending myself against another member in the Model Mayhem forums who called me several profanities. My response was that I didn't care what they think.

A moderator saw the original post and did not brig the member, (a member who has been on probation 4 times in 2 months and yet is still allowed to remain on the site) who went on to state more profanities at me. When I responded again that I didn't care what they think, I was brigged. … &page=

The thread was about how MM allows racial slurs in their forum posts, and how that makes me uncomfortable.

I have been a member of the site for a very long time, but I no longer can say I respect the site, or its administrators. Please do not see my continued presence on the site as any type of endorsement for model mayhem.

I'm not angry, it is just a website.

Star Foreman

end announcement

...have led me to believe that some people are spending too much time paying attention to people to whom they have no business paying attention.

And no, no one believes you when you claim to not care. You are a liar. Fuck you.

Stop being a bitch.

It's not a good look.

You can't be us.

You can't sit at our table.

Stay in your lane.

Fuck mooks.

Jul 16, 2008

Are you mad you can't say nigga?

I think that you are.

Who is "you"?

Any mother fucker reading this who thinks "Hey. We have freedom of speech. We can say whatever we want." OR "I'm not mad. I just hate the hypocrisy of the issue. Why are black people allowed to say it, but not anyone else?"

Yeah you. You're mad.


I can't call Mexicans "wetback". Meh.
I can't tell the Asian man at the drycleaners that he has "chinky" eyes. I'll live.
It would be inappropriate for me to ever call a Muslim person "rag head". Oh well.

But tell you not to say nigga/nigger/nappy headed ho and all of a sudden I'm suppressing your God given right to remind me that you're insane.

*rolling my eyes*

I mean, I grew up in the suburbs, I know white people are, well, white people. But come on now. Stop with the e-testosterone because some of y'alls e-balls are just getting way too big for your damn britches.

One last thing. I don't buy your fake concern about political correctness. I see you, hon. We all do.


PS-Big A, this is not about you. Seriously. You're just wacky. Bleh.

Jun 28, 2008

I only have one working contact...

So I keep thinking people are attractive when they actually aren't.

Why oh why couldn't my optometrist get me in any earlier than Thursday? :-(

I'm in a good mood lately. I had had some shit on my mind that was fucking with me, but then I took the time to process through it and now I'm good. I'm like extra much good. ::happy dance::

I'm going back to Vegas next month. And I found out that Boyz II Men is coming 3 days before my birthday, so that's gonna be an awesome present. And the plans for my Christmas present are coming along so nicely that I think (fingers crossed) that it might turn into a Halloween gift. Yes, you're right, those don't exist. So what? I'm too excited to wait for no good reason.

I haven't broken a nail in weeks (I just jinxed myself, I know) and today I found a store that sells my favorite Rockstar in a case instead of singly. You gotta take pleasure in the little stuff, right? :-)

Anyway.........that's all. ::kisses::

Jun 25, 2008

Free Stuff!

Who doesn't love free stuff?

Go to between now and June 30 and get $10 off your purchase (with free shipping) if you are a new Google Checkout user.

And yes, that means if you buy anything that is $10 or under, it is free. Free is fabulous.

I ordered the Carter III. It wasn't free, but I think $.98 is reasonable for my broke ass. lol

Oh yeah. The fine print in case you cared.

Jun 19, 2008

Jun 18, 2008

I hate you MTV

I was doing just fine not knowing how adorable Legally Blonde the Musical was.
Just fucking fine.
I hate you MTV.
Damn reality shows.

Now I have to see this thing in its entirety.
How much do tickets to Broadway shows cost? I'm sure Ebby will go with me. :D

My Favorite Song

Ohmigod You Guys!

I'm itchy.

This is why I don't go outside. Outside things bite people. :-(

Stupid outside things. Go bite a squirrel next time, dammit. lol

So I'm buying a camera. And taking a class. That's all I know for now.
Well, that and that I plan to hit on hot male models. Which I could do right now if I wanted, but doing it as a photographer sounds like it'd be more fun. ;-)

The divalicious quarter century celebration might no longer be held in New York. Change of venue to Los Angeles........maybe. If it happens at all. I might just wait til Allyson's birthday and splurge on Vegas. Who knows? But I do know that I am amazed at my current focus. Go me!

I am bound. I am determined. I will not falter on my path.
Or whatever. But check for me by the end of this year, dammit.

Jun 8, 2008

My MM Lists

The bestest images from my favoritest site.

MDiva Loves Beautiful Women
MDiva Loves Sexy Men
People Who Can Ask MDiva for TFCD
Workout Inspiration
If Awesome and Fabulous Had a Baby...
Yeah I Like That I (Glam type pics)
Yeah I Like That II (Fashion type pics)
Yeah I Like That III (The 18+ nakey shit)
Yeah I Like That IV (Creative, crazy, colorful styling)
Jesus Mary and Joseph!! (Sexy shit)
Share!! (Hey stingy bitches with tits and ass! Share!!)
Gryffindor House/The Life and Death Brigade (The cool kids' table, lol)
Hot Tears (Magazine covers and tear sheets I like)

Jun 5, 2008

My mind is a jumble of thoughts right now

I'm frustrated.

I'm excited.

I'm bored.

I'm restless.

All this research is becoming just a bit daunting/overwhelming, but there's no help for it. I'm certainly not abandoning my mission.

I start a two week assignment tomorrow, so that should (I hope) help to get my mind on something other than what looms ahead, in addition to helping fund this shit.

I haven't had a shoot in forever and I miss it. But I've become spoiled and so won't be shooting again for quite some time.

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I'm really close to giving in. This battle is so pointless and I want it to be finished. I still don't know how I feel about that. Everything is screaming at me and I don't know how to shut it up long enough to fucking think. And even if I could, I'm more than a little scared about what I'll realize. Is this Life's payback for my previous transgressions? A complete lack of faith in my own emotions? If so, I deserve it. I think. Maybe. Maybe not. But what can I expect from myself, the girl who liked the dragon better than the princess?

Lil Wayne ft Jay-Z - Mr Carter.mp3 - lil wayne

Someone told me I was adventurous a few weeks ago. He said that most people would never dream of doing the things that I've done in my life, of going the places I've gone, of taking the chances I've taken. It made me think. I haven't done shit. I certainly haven't done a lot of the things I want most to do. If he can see the adventure in my disjointed journey, then maybe I just expect too much, maybe I need more than I should. Or maybe he was just a frightened little man, too afraid to take a trip past the state line. Who knows? There are so few things I wish I had done differently that I'm inclined to side with myself, though I admit I'm biased.

I miss my friends. I love my friends. I need a cigarette. Later.

Jun 3, 2008

History has been made


Interesting Video

Shaking my damn head at my generation.

Fucking Femi Nazis!!

Yes. This is aimed at someone. Deal with it cunt.

Femi Nazis are the reason I take offense at being called a feminist.

Femi Nazis are the reason I'm not voting for Hillary (not really, I just don't like her anymore, but still.)

Femi Nazis are the reason that I take Julia Stiles' side over Julia Roberts' in Mona Lisa Smile.

Femi Nazis, if you couldn't tell, piss me off.


Jesus Mary and Joseph!

Stop being a cunt twaddle and go get some dick.
From a man, not a strap on.
A real man.
The type who drinks the beer he made you bring him when you fixed him a sandwich.
The type who smacks you on the ass and looks at girly magazines.
Not one of these pussy whipped, sensitive ass faggots y'all have turned guys into these days.

I am so fucking disgusted by these "women".


Jun 1, 2008

I should be nicer to my mother

Because she really is a fucking awesome person.
And she can't read my mind, so I really shouldn't be mad when she has no idea what's going on.

But good God! She wakes me up too early and fucks up my REM sleep. LOL

Now everyone go hug your mother.

May 30, 2008

When you miss someone

It sucks.
Like hell.

Life is not fair.

May 29, 2008


Can't go into details until I've got more things in place but I am so fucking excited about my Christmas present!


I had a set back earlier this year, but I'm back on track and life is good.


May 28, 2008

The word independent is used by broke women to justify being broke

Independent means "I don't want your money"
Self sufficient means "I don't need your money......but I will take the money if the money is there."

LMAO. This.........should be interesting when it finally comes out.

May 22, 2008

For my girl D......

I ain't got shit else to say.
D already hit it out the park.
For your viewing pleasure, because the internet never forgets.

Silly Hoe - TLC

May 20, 2008

Real Quick

I've got a longer post coming, but figured you can never blast on a cunt bitch too many times, so here's the preview.

When even my mother, who is quite the tolerant person considering the way she deals with the things that I do in my life, reacts to hearing about your fuckery with "But she's sleeping with her ex boyfriend's father. She's not special", you know you're a cunt.

How do old balls taste? Maybe I should get into the trophy girlfriend business. Do you have to flavor them first?

May 19, 2008

If you don't want me talking to you.....

then don't fucking talk to me, dumb ass.

Subject: thread disruptions PRINT

Amazing Images
05/19/08 8:24 PM
I've noticed in the forums that you rarely have anything useful or helpful to say. If you encounter a thread started by me, do not participate. I am not interested in what you have to say. Not now, not ever.

MelissaLynnette LaDiva
05/19/08 8:34 PM
(Message read)
I never would have noticed you before, but now I'll pay special attention.

Although, if you truly were not interested in anything I had to say, you wouldn't have fucking sent me a message. You would have ignored me.

Amazing Images
05/19/08 8:44 PM
No, I sent you a message to let you know to butt out of my threads BECAUSE I don't want to hear from you!!!!!! And I don't want replies from you either! Now get back on your high horse and piss off.


Model Mayhem FTW!!!

May 16, 2008

Blame it on the bourbon slushes

It quite possibly might be the alcohol, not that I care, but I'm in a bitch ass mood.

People suck, I feel fat, and if I had a pet, I'd probably kick it right now. Yeah.......nice, huh?

Some shit has been sitting on my mind lately, and in typical Melissa fashion, I've been trying not to dwell on it because shit like that is counter productive to the now. If you let yourself get too bogged down in the details, you never get anywhere. But hey, apparently bourbon is a depressing ass drink, because it feels like the shit just hit the fan.

Fuck you. No, not you.....YOU. How dare you say some shit like that to me and think it's okay? How dare you fucking fix your mouth (fingers since it was a text message) to say some bullshit like that to a grown woman and expect her reaction to be anything less than "Nigga, is you crazy?!?"?

And fuck me for letting it affect me to the point that I am STILL thrown by that shit. I'm better than this. Damn better. Sigh.

Quick rants:

-You are a bitch, I am sick of your bullshit and I will not hesitate to do what I can to make your life a living fucking hell if you don't quit playing the fuck around.
-You are thisclose to me putting your whack ass, limp dick self on blast. Keep pushing it nigga.
-If you think I'm talking about you, you're probably wrong. Stop being so paranoid.

May 15, 2008

According to Cristal, modesty is for old people

Hot shit, right? Me=Jealous

Anyway, her newest blog is too funny. Go read it.



Make it stop.


May 11, 2008

Shon, hun, you aren't gay

"You just don't like vagina."


I'm an ass.

Oh, and I actually ended up in that episode of Numbers. w00t for me I guess.

Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (US Version)

Leona Lewis makes me happy.

So right now I'm waiting on the rest of my pics from my trip to Houston and Shreveport and have finally (FINALLY) said "fuck it" with regards to designing my website myself.

I was determined to do it. I mean, I took the class and got an "A". But, uh, yeah. I have the ADD, so it was just not meant to be. Boo.

Tim is going to do it for me, since he's already hosting my domain and it's gonna be supaire cool. Tim knows what he's doing (he took the class too lol) and now my site will actually launch before the next Ice Age. Now all I have to do is talk Ransom into getting over his love of shooting me with a designer handbag and nothing else and I might actually have something to stick on there. (I'm gonna get yelled at for that. :D)

Ooh! D's Playboy Special Edition came out. Here's the link: Daniela Victoria

She is hotness and sexiness and a bunch of other things that make me love her to death, even though checking her out at the Dallas airport made me feel dirty......but a good dirty. She owes me a bottle of wine the next time I go to NY.

Sidenote: Vilayna aka The Hottest Chick I've Ever Seen, is also in that issue. Miss Lasalle

I am so glad that my grandmother is here while I'm here. It means that I get to be well fed. Which goes against these 5 pounds that don't need to exist on my body, but man. She makes cakes. From scratch. I'll run a lot when I hit Vegas (or Atlanta) to make up for it I guess.

zomg, I'm sleepy. Happy Mother's Day, y'all.

May 9, 2008

Hatin Ass Hoes

I wrote this last year and published it on my personal My Space page, but today I was inspired to move it here.


Hatin Ass Hoes

I think it's time again for someone to say this because it doesn't seem to be getting through to a lot of you.

There is no reason to be mad at a chick just because she's talking to a dude you like. It's immature, petty and completely unladylike.

Let me impart some advice:

The way to fuck a man (or whatever you want to do with him) is NOT to whine, bitch or complain about the chick he is currently fucking. The way to fuck a man (or whatever you want to do with him) is to step your damn game up and go get him. The only time to ever let some other chick stand in the way of a man you want is if he is married. Marriage is (or at least it should be) a sacred union that no one has the right to mess around with.

Let me make that plain for you hood rats out there: If a man is married, don't be a sleazy tramp and try to fuck him anyways. It's tacky, classless, completely unladylike and whorish to boot. I don't care if the entire time he was engaged the two of you were hooking up like crazy, after he says "I do", you DON'T.

Now, back to dudes that aren't settled in relationships or what have you. The man that you want is the only important party involved in your quest to hand over your goodies on a silver platter. Any and all females he might or might not be dealing with do not concern you. They do not concern you because they are not what is standing in the way of you getting to him. He is the one standing in the way of you getting to him. If he chooses to only have one girl at a time, either wait your turn or convince him that his current chick is old news. If he is a slut and doesn't care about monogamy, then take his rejection as a hint that he just doesn't want you. Either way, he and no one else is influencing his decision to not sleep with your tacky ass. Sorry.

No amount of glaring at or gossiping about the girl he is involved with is going to make him want you. Only you can make him want you. Ladies are you hearing me? I don't think some of you are. I think this calls for an anecdote.

In my wild and crazy youth there was a man. Actually, there was a healthy amount of men, but this one in particular. He was tall, smart, funny and unimaginably sexy. He still is. Anyway, I wanted him. I flirted, I teased, I threw him coy smiles and guess what? I got him. Now, to do this I had to pretty much ignore his girlfriend, which was kinda shady of me since we were on friendly like terms, but I was such a raging bitch at 18 so I get a pass. When she found out (and I still to this day have no idea how she did that) she got all in my face about it. She spread lies about me, talked shit about me, glared at me surrounded by her high and mighty friends, the works. But uh, she stayed with him. And he stayed with me. In fact, after they broke up and moved on, we still continued to, uh, well you get my drift.

Now, what lesson did we all learn from this? We learned that no female is going to stand in the way of the man you want. If it seems like I'm repeating myself, it's because I am. Because no matter how much sense what I'm saying makes, I know that there are still gonna be a legion of tacky, uncute, chubby, classless hootchies and aging baby mamas getting mad when the dude they like ain't payin them no attention. Get over it heffas!

LMAO.......I'm so evil when I'm trying to act bad.

May 8, 2008

Wow. Just imagine if I actually had a big ass.

How much more would y'all be freaking out? LOL

So yeah, the below pic, which is from a shoot I did for Currency Magazine,, has apparently ruffled some feathers.

(c) Daniella Renee

So anyway. I put the pic up on my facebook page with like 5 other new images yesterday, but no one wants to look at those. They want to make silly comments about my ass.

Especially a certain someone from whom I have not heard (by text, email, or phone) in over a month. But all of a sudden she is concerned about my ass' location.

The screen shot from Facebook

I don't know. Maybe some of the people closest to me didn't get the memo, so here goes.

I am a model!

And as much as I hate to label myself because I feel that I have proven myself to be versatile and flexible, when we get down to it, I am a glamour/beauty model.

That means that the majority of the time, I will have on as little clothing as possible. I will even very often be *gasp* nude. Big fucking deal.

That is all.