Nov 25, 2008

Hee hee!

I sometimes get the BEST emails!

Completely out of the blue, some guy emailed me today, talking all this blah blah blah about how much money he has, yadda yadda yadda.

But the best part was this:




Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he felt his point would best be made by including pictures of his dick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks, "Mark"! You made my boring day, less so. =D

The email:
hey whats going on? well Im 25, outgoing as you can see in the picture. I am a successful accountant working for a big firm in NYC. I make really good money, really good and I am very friendly. I have a house of my own in manhattan on 5th avenue and well I like to have fun. If your interested in what you see so far then write back. If your offended then sorry..sometimes my humor may not work so good on everyone. I am just looking to hang out and have fun. I love spending money, at the same time I am not looking for a gold digger but when you hang out with me, I like buying things..I work hard and I love to play hard. I got a few cars and bikes and well I wanna have some fun.. all I do is work and have no social life but that must change. I make over 90k a year and all I do is bank it..time to spend it on something and well it mind as well be fun..let me know if you like what you see.

6 comments:

Kita St. Cyr said...

:O

JForney said...

you need to put some kind of disclaimer before you just go postin up pics of niggas wangs and shit. you blocked his face out but left that in!!!????? you now owe me a new monitor seeing as mine was destroyed when i was blinded and vomiting at once while taking the remnants and attempting to remove my eyeballs...

Nik said...

i hate you sooooo much for this, lol!

Shon said...

Whatever, you loved it.

Chez Cerise said...

Wow...he's not looking for a gold digger but every other sentence is about how much money he makes.

[tiffany] said...

that's a penis.