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I am so ashamed of myself.......

So so so ashamed.

But it's okay, because I'm in good company. Vh1 is probably ashamed of themselves right now too.

So.....we all watch Flavor of Love. Don't lie, you know you do. Anyway, I taped tonight's episode when it came on at 11am and got the "sneak peek".

First of all, them niggas ain't in France. They're in La Jolla if they're anywhere.
Those were extras speaking "French" and those "translations" were wack as hell. Seriously. The clincher was the old dude at the "soiree", aka seniors mixer at the country club, drinking with a straw. Since when do old French dudes use straws? Yeah. That's what I thought.

Aaaaaaaanyway, I'm only writing this because I spent the whole time yelling "Y'all ain't in France!" every time they mentioned it, and the rest wanting to smack Sinceer. Dumb trick. Man, was I glad when he called Thing 2 back out. Greatest moment of the season. For real. Even better than Sinceer's dad being a drunk fucker the episode before.

And the fact that I know any of this is why I am ashamed. Lord help me.

Funny shit

Yo. We're not cool like that.

So don't make the mistake that we are. It's irritating.

If I have never sent you a text or instant message, if you don't have your own ring tone, if you have no idea who I'm sleeping with, then we are not cool like that.

So calm the fuck down with that shit. Talk all bold to somebody else please cuz I don't think it's cute.

Mountains Are Pretty...Snow...Not So Much

Okay. The Diva came back home. Some regrouping needs to happen. Some priorities need to be reassessed. Some serious shit needs to change.

And what better way to contemplate one's life than on a scenic road trip from Vegas to KC?
Remind.Me.To.Never.Do.That.Again.
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And could someone ask Colorado to get off the crack? It's May. Snow is NOT the business.