I have a (not so) new girl crush

Is it still a girl crush if you'd actually make out with the person given the chance?



Anyway, Kim Kardashian is officially the hotness. Even if her ass is probably fake and she needs to give me the number to her surgeon. (So does Lola Luv for that matter)



Her official website

Her family's show, Keeping up with the Kardashians, has that perfect balance of complete reality tv trashiness and absolute adorable fun.

Oh, and she has somehow managed to spend a bunch of time dating Reggie Bush, who is sexiness personified. Automatic inclusion on the list of hotness.

5/9/08 Update

Just had to update with this mind blowing GORGEOUS picture of this fabulous woman.

She's just really skinny

So I'm wandering around Model Mayhem and see this shot that everyone is all in love with. And I guess technically it's a great shot. But I'm not a photographer, so I've never been one to separate the model from the technique when judging a photo. And the chick in the picture was just really skinny. Pretty, yes. And not anorexic skinny, just skinny skinny. And I found it so unattractive that it kinda ruined it for me.

I mean, I'm trying to lose weight. I need a 24 or 25" waist, like, yesterday. I'm not far (26") but we're having willpower issues. But if at all possible, I'd rather have fuller hips and just a tad thicker thighs. Bombshell type body. Not...skinny.

Just something I realized. Now pardon me while I go have another biscuit. Thanks.

New Pics

(c) RhoPhotos, Las Vegas


(C)SunArcher Photography, Houston

I am so ashamed of myself.......

So so so ashamed.

But it's okay, because I'm in good company. Vh1 is probably ashamed of themselves right now too.

So.....we all watch Flavor of Love. Don't lie, you know you do. Anyway, I taped tonight's episode when it came on at 11am and got the "sneak peek".

First of all, them niggas ain't in France. They're in La Jolla if they're anywhere.
Those were extras speaking "French" and those "translations" were wack as hell. Seriously. The clincher was the old dude at the "soiree", aka seniors mixer at the country club, drinking with a straw. Since when do old French dudes use straws? Yeah. That's what I thought.

Aaaaaaaanyway, I'm only writing this because I spent the whole time yelling "Y'all ain't in France!" every time they mentioned it, and the rest wanting to smack Sinceer. Dumb trick. Man, was I glad when he called Thing 2 back out. Greatest moment of the season. For real. Even better than Sinceer's dad being a drunk fucker the episode before.

And the fact that I know any of this is why I am ashamed. Lord help me.

Funny shit